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Arizona heat
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Forgot what the sun was and sweat like a fat nerd. I glistened like the nicest ham in the oven. I regret nothing.
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Oh hey guys
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I decided to be a lazy person and upload random doodles because someone was sad that I did not update my AMAZING DEVIANT ART CAPS LOCK.
I am now taking requests.
Be warned, you will receive terribly scanned pencil drawings.
I am now taking requests.
Be warned, you will receive terribly scanned pencil drawings.
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The MAGICAL Journey
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Today was my first day of school and it was amazing! I was surrounded by plaid and people complaining about the time of our class being so very early in the morning (10:30 am). It was also the first time I rode the city bus, but it was not as bad as everyone tells me.
My first class was Statistics and was probably the only interesting class of my day because there were quite a few things that stood out. I will probably draw these people tomorrow because I have to wake up tomorrow at 7.
-girl that looked like a man or a man that looked like a girl. It was seriously the worst case of unknown gender because when it talked it was such a neutral voice so I STOOD UP AND GRABBED THE BEAST BY THE CHEEKS AND SCREAMED INTO ITS FACE "WHAT ARE YOU?!" I THEN PROCEEDED TO THROW VARIOUS ITEMS AROUND THE CLASSROOM.
-arabian guys wearing too much perfume and drinking what appeared to be pure whipped cream. Yes you read it right the first time, two GUYS wearing PERFUME. I thought it might have been a girl behind me or something, but there was no such person behind me. We were sitting in the front row and it was unmistakably them. They also spoke in their native tongue so I DID WHAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD DO AND PULLED OUT MY PERFUME TO OUTDO THEIRS.
-my teacher was mary poppins. nothing special about that except it was raining today so she FLOATED INTO THE CLASSROOM ON HER UMBRELLA.
-guy somewhere around me answered every RHETORICAL question. I THEN TURNED AROUND AND ASKED HIM A NORMAL QUESTION "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" HE THEN BLEW UP AND THAT WAS THAT.
other than that, pretty normal day.
(the CAPS mean it is REAL)
My first class was Statistics and was probably the only interesting class of my day because there were quite a few things that stood out. I will probably draw these people tomorrow because I have to wake up tomorrow at 7.
-girl that looked like a man or a man that looked like a girl. It was seriously the worst case of unknown gender because when it talked it was such a neutral voice so I STOOD UP AND GRABBED THE BEAST BY THE CHEEKS AND SCREAMED INTO ITS FACE "WHAT ARE YOU?!" I THEN PROCEEDED TO THROW VARIOUS ITEMS AROUND THE CLASSROOM.
-arabian guys wearing too much perfume and drinking what appeared to be pure whipped cream. Yes you read it right the first time, two GUYS wearing PERFUME. I thought it might have been a girl behind me or something, but there was no such person behind me. We were sitting in the front row and it was unmistakably them. They also spoke in their native tongue so I DID WHAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD DO AND PULLED OUT MY PERFUME TO OUTDO THEIRS.
-my teacher was mary poppins. nothing special about that except it was raining today so she FLOATED INTO THE CLASSROOM ON HER UMBRELLA.
-guy somewhere around me answered every RHETORICAL question. I THEN TURNED AROUND AND ASKED HIM A NORMAL QUESTION "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" HE THEN BLEW UP AND THAT WAS THAT.
other than that, pretty normal day.
(the CAPS mean it is REAL)
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HELLO
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I HAVE DECIDED THAT SINCE I AM DONE WITH WRITING CLASSES FOREVER, I WILL TRY TO EITHER WRITE ABOUT MY DAY OR DRAW A PICTURE, DAILY.
OH AND TELL ME WHAT TO DRAW.
BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, BITCH.
OH AND TELL ME WHAT TO DRAW.
BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, BITCH.
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